Quote by Rita Rudner
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

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dating
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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A great man is made up of qualities that meet or make great occasions. – James Russell Lowell

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