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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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