Quote by Gene Perret
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret

Other quotes by Gene Perret

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret

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Grandparents
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I don’t intentionally spoil my grandkids. It’s just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left. – Gene Perret

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Grandparents
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Two things I dislike about my granddaughter — when she won’t take her afternoon nap, and when she won’t let me take mine. – Gene Perret

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I think the institute of marriage is a noble thing. The idea of a partner for life is incredibly romantic. But now were living to 100. A hundred years ago people were dying at age 37. Til death do us part was a much different deal. – Debra Messing

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Marriage

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. – St. Jerome, Attack on Jovinian

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Marriage

I dont know what makes a marriage work. My husband and I dont have it right at all its very tough on him. From the outside it looks like its all about me – I have a glorious career and he doesnt. – Emily Watson

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Marriage

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage

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A jealous lover of human liberty, deeming it the absolute condition of all that we admire and respect in humanity, I reverse the phrase of Voltaire, and say that, if God really existed, it would be necessary to abolish him. – Mikhail Bakunin

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The first time you say something, its heard. The second time, its recognized, and the third time its learned. – John C. Maxwell

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The big thing is hydrating the day before the race. I will have 20 ounces of water right when I get up in the morning the day before, and Ill drink throughout the day. – Ryan Hall

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