Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. – Gene Perret
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret