Quote by Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like s

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Women
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Children make you want to start life over. – Muhammad Ali

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Childrens talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. – Maya Angelou

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Children

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it. – James Baldwin

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It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. – Frederick Douglass

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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. – Salvador Dali

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Our national history has so often filled us with bitterness and the feeling of helplessness. – Lech Walesa

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There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. – Josh Billings

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Does “anal-retentive” have a hyphen? – Alison Bechdel, 1990 Dykes to Watch Out For Calendar (Thanks, Chelsea)

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