Quote by Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like s

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. – Red Skelton

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I am fond of children — except boys. – Lewis Carroll

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Like fruit, children are sweetest just before they turn bad. – Terri Guillemets

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Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. – Margaret Atwood

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