Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller