Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller