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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like s

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Childrens talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. – Maya Angelou

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Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time. – Chinese Proverb

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A rich child often sits in a poor mothers lap. – Proverb

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Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it. – Not Your Average Dictionary

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Beauty and grace command the world. – Park Benjamin

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