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Quote by Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like s

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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teacher
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. – Anonymous, Aphorisms; or, A Glance at Human Nature, in Original Maxims, 1820

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We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. – Stacia Tauscher

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I am fond of children — except boys. – Lewis Carroll

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Girl, n. A giggle with glitter on it. – Author unknown

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We give a lot of others significance in our lives even when they dont deserve it. It doesnt matter if theyre family or if youve known them forever. If theyre not good for you, theyve got to go. – Gabrielle Union

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A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but a little want of knowledge is also a dangerous thing. – Samuel Butler

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