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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like s

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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Children, taught either years beneath their intelligence or miles wide of relevance to it, or both: their intelligence becomes hopelessly bewildered, drawn off its centers, bored, or atrophied. – James Agee

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Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. – Joan Almon

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