Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller