Phyllis Diller's Quote - Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like s

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like s

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller

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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

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I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. – Charles Dickens, The Old Curiosity Shop

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Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. – Rabindranath Tagore

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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. – Franklin P. Jones

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Children and drunks always speak the truth. – Proverb

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