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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like s

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. – Frederick Douglass

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Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. – Rabindranath Tagore

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Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. – Dr.SunWolf, 2012 tweet, professorsunwolf.com

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