Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller