Quote by Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like s

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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Other Quotes from
Children
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I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. – Liz Armbruster

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Children

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. – Bill Vaughan

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Children

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Children

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. – Joe Houldsworth

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Children

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We know what works. Freedom Works. We know whats right. Freedom is right. – George H. W. Bush

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It is by acts and not by ideas that people live. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses – behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights. – Muhammad Ali

Horses lend us the wings we lack. – Author Unknown

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Horses