Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller