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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling. – George Gordon, Lord Byron

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I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. – Nancie J. Carmody

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[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly. – Desiderius Erasmus

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Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown

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A growing awareness of the depth of popular attachment to the family has led some liberals to concede that family is not just a buzzword for reaction. – Christopher Lasch

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