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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Where the hostess is handsome the wine is good. – French Proverb

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To good eating belongs good drinking. – German Proverb

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. – Nancie J. Carmody

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