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Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall d

Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. – Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques"

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Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown

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Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling. – George Gordon, Lord Byron

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