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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Where the hostess is handsome the wine is good. – French Proverb

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Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown

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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana, "War Shrines," Soliloquies in England and Later Solilo

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Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling. – George Gordon, Lord Byron

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