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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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Phyllis Diller
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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Baby or Adoption
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Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown

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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. – Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques"

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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana, "War Shrines," Soliloquies in England and Later Solilo

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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

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In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men you must first enable the government to control the governed and in the next place oblige it to control itself. – James Madison

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Government

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter. – Walt Disney

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The mark of a successful man is one that has spent an entire day on the bank of a river without feeling guilty about it. – Author Unknown

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