Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling. – George Gordon, Lord Byron