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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

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Money

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Home

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. – Chinese Proverb

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If we keep on ignoring and leaving children to their own devices at home, they become latchkey kids, and trust me, the consequences of that are not good. – Eric Braeden

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The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such. – Og Mandino

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They played Boston. They played at the Boston Tea Party and through an amazing chain of events I got to hang out with them backstage even though I was underage. – Jonathan Richman

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