Logo
Quote by Phyllis Diller
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall d

Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

Category:
Time
Author
Phyllis Diller
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Party Invitation
category

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. – Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques"

Category:
Party Invitation

The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end. – Don Marquis

Category:
Party Invitation

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana, "War Shrines," Soliloquies in England and Later Solilo

Category:
Party Invitation

When the wine goes in, strange things come out. – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799

Category:
Party Invitation

Random Quotes

How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to be honest with other people. – Edward Frederic Benson

Category:
Honesty

The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbor to be governed, but he himself doesnt want to be governed. He is mortally afraid of government officials and policemen. – George Bernard Shaw

Category:
Anarchy

Truth is a great flirt. – Franz Liszt

Category:
Truth

Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it. – Alexandre Dumas

Category:
Fairy Tales