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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked. – Evelyn Waugh

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To good eating belongs good drinking. – German Proverb

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Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown

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Understand that most problems are a good sign. Problems indicate that progress is being made, wheels are turning, you are moving toward your goals. Beware when you have no problems. Then youve really got a problem… Problems are like landmarks of progress. – Scott Alexander

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