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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end. – Don Marquis

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[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly. – Desiderius Erasmus

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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Many seek good nights and lose good days. РDutch Proverb [Quoted in P.J. Harrebom̩e, Spreekwoordenboek der Nederlandsche t

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