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Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall d

Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Many seek good nights and lose good days. – Dutch Proverb [Quoted in P.J. Harrebomée, Spreekwoordenboek der Nederlandsche t

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana, "War Shrines," Soliloquies in England and Later Solilo

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. – Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques"

When the wine goes in, strange things come out. – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799

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