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Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall d

Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. – Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques"

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