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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. – Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques"

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When the wine goes in, strange things come out. – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799

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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked. – Evelyn Waugh

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