Quote by Carrie Brownstein
I am a horrible visual artist. I cant fix a car, sew, knit, cook,

I am a horrible visual artist. I cant fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I dont do than do. – Carrie Brownstein

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With Portlandia, I dont think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. Were okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy. – Carrie Brownstein

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funny
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Im pretty horrible at relationships and havent been in many long-term ones. Leaving and moving on – returning to a familiar sense of self-reliance and autonomy – is what I know that feeling is as comfortable and comforting as it might be for a different kind of person to stay. – Carrie Brownstein

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movingon
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The hedonistic lifestyle is difficult to achieve when youre still carrying your own gear. Trust me that you dont feel glamorous with a 60-pound amp in your arms its a lot less sexy than toting a vodka gimlet and impossible to do in heels. – Carrie Brownstein

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And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing. – Murray Walker

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Its like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. – E. L. Doctorow

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car

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car

When I grew up there wasnt air-conditioning or anything of that nature, and this old car had a wall thickness of about ten inches. So we had a little warmer house in the winter and a little cooler in the summer. – Merle Haggard

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What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth. – Roland Barthes

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