Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright
How can you explain that you need to know that the trees are still there, and the hills and the sky? Anyone knows they are. How can you say it is time your pulse responded to another rhythm, the rhythm of the day and the season instead of the hour and the minute? No, you cannot explain. So you walk. – Author unknown, from New York Times editorial, “The Walk,” 25 October 1967