Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright