Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright