Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
How can you explain that you need to know that the trees are still there, and the hills and the sky? Anyone knows they are. How can you say it is time your pulse responded to another rhythm, the rhythm of the day and the season instead of the hour and the minute? No, you cannot explain. So you walk. – Author unknown, from New York Times editorial, “The Walk,” 25 October 1967
The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord. – Jon Meacham