Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright