Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright