Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright
I like to walk, touch living Mother Earth—bare feet best, and thrill every step. Used to envy happy reptiles that had advantage of so much body in contact with earth, bosom to bosom. [We] live with our heels as well as head and most of our pleasure comes in that way. – John Muir, quoted in To Yosemite and Beyond: Writings from the Years 1863–