I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright Category: Time
Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds of trouble – the ones theyve had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have. – Edward Everett Hale Category: Time
Any time I got in emotional turmoil, I felt sick all the time, like at any minute I would die. – Skeet Ulrich Category: Time
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. – Jerome K. Jerome Category: Honesty
Russian Communism is the illegitimate child of Karl Marx and Catherine the Great. – Clement Attlee Category: Communism
Time and time again, history has proved that the conservatives are right and the liberals are wrong. – Stockwell Day Category: History
