I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings

I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings
When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme. – Ron Ben-Israel