I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings

I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. – Josh Billings
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. – Josh Billings