Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo – and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way. – William S. Burroughs

Business is other peoples money. – Delphine de Girardin

It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people. – Logan Pearsall Smith