I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. – Chuck Palahniuk
People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone. – Chuck Palahniuk
When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat? – Chuck Palahniuk
You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lot of writerly, literary-type crafted stories. I want that immediacy when I read a novel. – Chuck Palahniuk
My mother and dad were big animal lovers, too. I just dont know how I would have lived without animals around me. Im fascinated by them – both domestic pets and the wild community. They just are the most interesting things in the world to me, and its made such a difference in my lifetime. – Betty White