There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. – Josh Billings
Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they aint got. – Josh Billings

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. – Josh Billings
Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they aint got. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings