Quote by Dave Barry
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. – James H. Boren

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When I free my body from its clothes, from all their buttons, belts, and laces, it seems to me that my soul takes a deeper, freer breath. – August Strindberg

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Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends…. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. – Henry David Thoreau

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On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary. – Scott Adams, "Dilbert"

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