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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had ne

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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I really feel like its a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. – Joe Rogan

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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and its not offensive, its funny? – Christopher Walken

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Funny, I dont feel any more powerful today than yesterday. – Jerry B. Jenkins

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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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