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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had ne

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan

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Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs Ive ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny. – Zach Galifianakis

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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. – Kevin Nealon

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Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. – Susan Sontag

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Because after my first year I had a lot of success, took everybody by storm, came back the next year thought it was easy and didnt have near the season I had the previous year. It was kind of a wake-up call. And so, life goes on. – Brett Favre

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I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Man doesnt dictate what you do or how you do it. If you believe in God, believe in God have your faith in him. Thats where my faith lies. – Ray Lewis

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The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men — from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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