Joan Rivers's Quote - Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the s

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the s

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God trust also in me. – Jesus Christ

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I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just that his justice cannot sleep forever. – Thomas Jefferson

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Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes. – Alan Watts

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Gods finger touched him, and he slept. – Alfred Lord Tennyson

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