Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers
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My dreams were always small and puny. All I ever needed was a little house with a little picket fence by the sea. Little did I know that I would live in Malacanang Palace for 20 years and visit all the major palaces of mankind. And then also meet ordinary citizens and the leaders of superpowers. – Imelda Marcos
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