Quote by Joan Rivers
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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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War
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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good
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Happiness
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Other Quotes from
God
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I just want to lobby for God. – Billy Graham

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God

There is a God-shaped vacuum in every heart. – Blaise Pascal

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God

We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature – trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence… We need silence to be able to touch souls. – Mother Teresa

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God

The years like great black oxen tread the world, and God, the herdsman goads them on behind, and I am broken by their passing feet. – William Butler Yeats

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God

Random Quotes

All religions will pass, but this will remain: simply sitting in a chair and looking in the distance. – V.V. Rozanov

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Daydreaming

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles

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Dieting

The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide. – Hannah Arendt

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Truth

Now it is established in the sciences that no knowledge is acquired save through the study of its causes and beginnings, if it has had causes and beginnings nor completed except by knowledge of its accidents and accompanying essentials. – Avicenna

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Knowledge