Quote by Joan Rivers
Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the s

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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work
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God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature, and it has often been said by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. And I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God. – Lawrence Welk

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I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. – Georg Trakl

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Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul. – Robert Anton Wilson

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Wisdom too often never comes, and so one ought not to reject it merely because it comes late. – Felix Frankfurter

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My mom is a neverending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words, but I always remember the tune. – Terri Guillemets

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