Quote by Joan Rivers
Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the s

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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God
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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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The most important lesson that I have learned is to trust God in every circumstance. Lots of times we go through different trials and following Gods plan seems like it doesnt make any sense at all. God is always in control and he will never leave us. – Allyson Felix

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God

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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God

Uncontrolled, the hunger and thirst after God may become an obstacle, cutting off the soul from what it desires. If a man would travel far along the mystic road, he must learn to desire God intensely but in stillness, passively and yet with all his heart and mind and strength. – Aldous Huxley

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God forbid you be an ugly girl, course too pretty is also your doom, cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room. – Ani DiFranco

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God

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Hope is tomorrows veneer over todays disappointment. – Evan Esar

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The years like great black oxen tread the world, and God, the herdsman goads them on behind, and I am broken by their passing feet. – William Butler Yeats

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Nothing can be truer than fairy wisdom…. It is true as sunbeams… – Douglas Jerrold, “Our Honeymoon: An Apology and An Explanation,” in Punch, Volxx

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