Quote by Joan Rivers
Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the s

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. – Voltaire

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To us also, through every star, through every blade of grass, is not God made visible if we will open our minds and our eyes. – Thomas Carlyle

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Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. – John Wooden

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I have two young children with autism. What could they have ever done to deserve that? What kind of a God allows the innocent to suffer? Its a mystery. Yet still, I believe in God. – Fred Melamed

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