Quote by Joan Rivers
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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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good
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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Perhaps history is a thing that would stop happening if God held His breath, or could be imagined as turning away to think of something else. – Herbert Butterfield, Christianity and History

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God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. – St. Augustine

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One needs occasionally to stand aside from the hum and rush of human interests and passions to hear the voices of God. – Anna Julia Cooper

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If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another. – Epicurus

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Worry about being better; bigger will take care of itself. Think one customer at a time and take care of each one the best way you can. – Gary Comer

The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger. – Mary Wollstonecraft

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We have it in our power to begin the world over again. – Thomas Paine

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Mom was the greatest influence of my childhood. She wanted to save me from the vice, lust, and drinking that was all about me. – Ethel Waters

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