Quote by Joan Rivers
Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the s

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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Business
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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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God
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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God creates out of nothing. Wonderful you say. Yes, to be sure, but he does what is still more wonderful: he makes saints out of sinners. – Soren Kierkegaard

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The Bible is a revelation of the mind and will of God to men. Therein we may learn, what God is. – Jupiter Hammon

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God

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

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God

Our life of poverty is as necessary as the work itself. Only in heaven will we see how much we owe to the poor for helping us to love God better because of them. – Mother Teresa

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God

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When I look back at those pictures of my mother performing – and listen to her recordings – it makes me sad to think that all of that joy she found in her work came to an end. I wish she hadnt had to make that sacrifice, even if it was for the benefit of my father and siblings and me. – Marlo Thomas

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sad

It is not white hair that engenders wisdom. – Menander

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Wisdom

Better to die in the pursuit of civilized values, we believed, than in a flight underground. We were offering a value system couched in the language of science. – John Charles Polanyi

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Science

I hold every man a debtor to his profession. – Francis Bacon

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Professionalism