Quote by Joan Rivers
Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the s

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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The abdomen is the reason why man does not readily take himself to be a god. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Every test, every trial, every heartache thats been significant, I can turn it over and see how God has turned it into good no matter what. – Charles Stanley

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I pray to be a good servant to God, a father, a husband, a son, a friend, a brother, an uncle, a good neighbor, a good leader to those who look up to me, a good follower to those who are serving God and doing the right thing. – Mark Wahlberg

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Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name. – Samuel Butler

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I really dont have favorites Im just a fan of movies, period. – Michael Clarke Duncan

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Art is mans expression of his joy in labor. – Henry A. Kissinger

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