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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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In these times, Gods people must trust him for rest of body and soul. – David Wilkerson

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The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now youre free. – Ray Manzarek

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? – John Cleese

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God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch. – Samuel Butler

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