Joan Rivers's Quote - Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the s

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the s

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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