Quote by Joan Rivers
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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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good
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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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War
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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Other Quotes from
God
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Im a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate whats happening to me. – Mike Epps

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God

God is bigger than people think. – Jimmy Dean

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God

The Negro revolution is controlled by foxy white liberals, by the Government itself. But the Black Revolution is controlled only by God. – Malcolm X

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God

I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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God

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Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. – Roger Babson

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Graduation

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability. – Oscar Wilde

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Humankind

A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol. – Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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God

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books — what other men do not say in whole books. – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols

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Brevity