Quote by Joan Rivers
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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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God
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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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good
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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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War
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Other Quotes from
God
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The confidence in another mans virtue is no light evidence of a mans own, and God willingly favors such a confidence. – Michel de Montaigne

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God

I actually pray everyday, but I dont believe in God. – Harvey Fierstein

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God

The finite is annihilated in the presence of the infinite, and becomes a pure nothing. So our spirit before God, so our justice before divine justice. – Blaise Pascal

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God

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. – Martin Luther

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God

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Who so loves believes the impossible. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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Love

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. – Ralph W. Sockman

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Back to School

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. – Sir Thomas Browne

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Potential

Cold beer & pizza are spiritual. – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com (2008 tweet, @wildthyme)

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Beer