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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume tha

Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Real men are sadly lacking in this world, for when they are put to the test they prove worthless. – Franz Liszt

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Evil men have no songs. How is it that the Russians have songs? – Friedrich Nietzsche

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I have encountered riotous mobs and have been hung in effigy, but my motto is: Mens rights are nothing more. Womens rights are nothing less. – Susan B. Anthony

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There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times. – Voltaire

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. – Oscar Wilde

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