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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relat

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Dave Barry
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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The Apology opened the opportunity for a new relationship based on mutual respect and mutual responsibility between Indigenous and non-Indigenous Australia. Because without mutual respect and mutual responsibility, the truth is we can achieve very little. – Kevin Rudd

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Im such a relationship guy. I really am. – Lance Bass

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I am a relationship girl. Thats kind of just how Im made… When youre in my life, its actually very contained. – Charlize Theron

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I did learn one great lesson from a past relationship, and that was to never talk about relationships in print again because Id rather live my private life than read about it. – Brittany Murphy

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After a while in marriage, it doesnt work anymore. There is something missing, there is something wrong. There are few marriages that stay alive forever. We like something, and after a while, we hate what we used to love. – Monica Bellucci

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Microsoft isnt evil, they just make really crappy operating systems. – Linus Torvalds

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