Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry