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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relat

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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We were in a relationship for eight years, and we maybe saw each other, total, for a year. – Izabella Scorupco

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To put as little pressure on the relationship youre in is very important. – Kate Bosworth

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relationship

If you want to have a relationship, at some point you have to let yourself get caught. Thats what I did. I got caught. – Alexandra Guarnaschelli

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I think that the fact that a relationship becomes public is a bit of a bummer. Because it can distract from the real reason why youre together, which is that you just like each other. – Chris Martin

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