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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relat

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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Men
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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It was really important in my relationship with James Caan that I understood the relationship between the family and the father. – Jeanne Tripplehorn

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Im very pleased with being a part of the Bean Pole family. Its a relationship that makes sense to me. Im very pleased to have my name associated with Bean Pole Jeans. – Wentworth Miller

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relationship

People dont really have a relationship with great writing or great production or great art direction or great direction. They just sort of admire it. – Steven Moffat

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Ive just finished my next collection, Possible Side Effects, and Im now working on a collection of holiday stories as well as a memoir about my relationship with my father. – Augusten Burroughs

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This is so cliche, but my beauty icon would have to be Angelina Jolie. She looks like she wears natural makeup, but shes still beautiful. – Tila Tequila

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A very intimate sense of the expressiveness of outward things, which ponders, listens, penetrates, where the earlier, less developed consciousness passed lightly by, is an important element in the general temper of our modern poetry. – Walter Pater

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