Quote by Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relat

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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Camping
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Other Quotes from
relationship
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In human relationships, kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths. – Graham Greene

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relationship

My relationship and the bond with the people in Montreal was kind of special and doesnt happen very often. – Saku Koivu

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relationship

There are people out there who want me to fail, who want Jude to fail, who want our relationship to fail. – Sadie Frost

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relationship

Its a very difficult thing losing a parent, but I think theres an added complication for me, because he was so well-loved and he had this very open charm that made people feel they had a personal relationship with him. – Kate Beckinsale

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relationship

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Fear is not a lasting teacher of duty. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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The desire to reach for the sky runs deep in our human psyche. – Cesar Pelli

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If I were dying my last words would be: Have faith and pursue the unknown end. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Faith

Not only the priceless heritage of our fathers, of our seamen, of our Empire builders is being thrown away in a war that serves no British interests – but our alliance leader Stalin dreams of nothing but the destruction of that heritage of our fathers? – John Amery

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Dreams