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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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We have a strange and wonderful relationship – hes strange and Im wonderful. – Mike Ditka

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Im an awfully loyal friend. Once Ive started a relationship with someone, its like they are syrup and Im a pancake. Their syrup gets into my pancake, so to speak. – Warren Farrell

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relationship

You know, were each the hero of our own story and we perceive whats going on around us, and especially in a relationship, from the kind of viewpoint of, Well, this is my story, and Im the hero of that, and I justify what I do around it. – Michael Sheen

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The relationship between press and politician – protected by the Constitution and designed to be happily adversarial – becomes sour, raw and confrontational. – Roger Mudd

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Pain is sometimes the cost of a meaningful existence. I can handle that. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

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Not all lucid dreams are useful but they all have a sense of wonder about them. If you must sleep through a third of your life, why should you sleep through your dreams, too? – Stephen LaBerge

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Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated. – Coretta Scott King

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If journalism is good, it is controversial, by its nature. – Julian Assange

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