Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry