Quote by Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relat

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Violence
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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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relationship
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It does not seem to me that the steps which would be needed to make Britain – and others – more comfortable in their relationship in the European Union are inherently so outlandish or unreasonable. – David Cameron

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relationship

We have a strange and wonderful relationship – hes strange and Im wonderful. – Mike Ditka

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relationship

Youll be dedicated and thats what you should want to be in anything in life – whether its sports or academics or your relationship. It all stems from finding that fun, that thrill, that excitement. – Brandi Chastain

Category:
relationship

I wouldnt date an actress. Theres only room for one actor in my life and Im it. Too difficult. On the one hand, they understand the job. But on the other hand, its very competitive within the relationship. Two actors, say one becomes a mega-star and the other doesnt. – Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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relationship

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I dont know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. – Nicholas Sparks

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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people theyre trying to keep out. – Calvin Trillin

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