Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry