Quote by Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relat

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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For once I want to have a relationship outside the public eye. – Lance Bass

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As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything. – Boris Kodjoe

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I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up. – Lisa Bonet

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