Quote by Bill Cosby
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the sam

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. – Bill Cosby

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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. – Bill Cosby

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Failure
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby

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parenting
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby

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A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains. – Maxim Gorky

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He that gives good advice, builds with one hand he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other. – Francis Bacon

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Each year one vicious habit discarded, in time might make the worst of us good. – Benjamin Franklin

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good

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you. – Roy Rogers

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good

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Very gay they were with snow and sleigh-bells, holly-boughs, and garlands, below, and Christmas sunshine in the winter sky above. All faces shone, all voices had a cheery ring, and everybody stepped briskly on errands of good-will. – Louisa May Alcott, “Seamstress,” Work: A Story of Experience, 1873

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Ability is of little account without opportunity. – Napoleon

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