Quote by Bill Cosby
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the sam

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. – Bill Cosby

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Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. Theyre dying, of course, but they look terrific. – Bill Cosby

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Food
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A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby

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funny
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. – Bill Cosby

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Humor
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I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem – and that yardstick is: Is it good for America? – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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good

I would go to the deeps a hundred times to cheer a downcast spirit. It is good for me to have been afflicted, that I might know how to speak a word in season to one that is weary. – Charles Spurgeon

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good

Liars need to have good memories. – Algernon Sidney

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good

Mr. Arthur Ashe, he was good. I read some of his books. He knew about everything, but he was real quiet and didnt talk much. I never met him. – Mike Tyson

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good

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Consider the momentous event in architecture when the wall parted and the column became. – Louis Kahn

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The language of faith is crucial because it affords human beings the privilege of intimacy with the ultimate. – Michael Eric Dyson

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My life had become a catastrophe. I had no idea how to turn it around. My band had broken up. I had almost lost my family. My whole life had devolved into a disaster. I believe that the police officer who stopped me at three a.m. that morning saved my life. – Trey Anastasio

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