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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the sam

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. – Bill Cosby

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby

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A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby

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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those whove had luck with it and those who havent. – Bill Cosby

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There is nothing I love as much as a good fight. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it isnt, dont call it destiny call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. – Joseph Heller

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Heres the good news. If I realize that Im insane, then Im okay with it. Im not dangerous insane. – Charlie Sheen

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