Quote by Bill Cosby
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby

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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby

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parenting
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I dont have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing. – Bill Cosby

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God
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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funny
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Parents are not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet. – Bill Cosby

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Parents

Give me the life of the boy whose mother is nurse, seamstress, washerwoman, cook, teacher, angel, and saint, all in one, and whose father is guide, exemplar, and friend. No servants to come between. These are the boys who are born to the best fortune. – Andrew Carnegie

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Parents

Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes. – Chinese Proverb

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Parents

Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them. – Author Unknown

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Parents

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A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses. – Chinese Proverb

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Sweetest Day

We must return to nature and natures god. – Luther Burbank

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environmental

If youre so pro-life, do me a favour: dont lock arms and block medical clinics. If youre so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. – Bill Hicks

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Medical

No community values entrepreneurship and small business more than the Hispanic community. – Marco Rubio

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Business