Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. – Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones who need the advice. – Bill Cosby
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate. – Bill Cosby