Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. – Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. – Bill Cosby
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. – Bill Cosby