Quote by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you y

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby

Other quotes by Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. – Bill Cosby

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Marriage
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. – Bill Cosby

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Humor
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. – Bill Cosby

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Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them. – Author Unknown

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A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad. – John Andrew Holmes

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Parents

The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents. – Charles DeLint

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Parents

You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once. – Polish Proverb

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Parents

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