Quote by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you y

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby

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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I dont believe the kids should be given homework. – Bill Cosby

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Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of. – Bruce Lansky

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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. – Red Buttons

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If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. – Bette Davis

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The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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