Quote by Joseph Heller
Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it

Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it isnt, dont call it destiny call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. – Joseph Heller

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. – Joseph Heller

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Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else. – Joseph Heller

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Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get victory, sometimes, but they never get good will, which would be of more use to them. – Benjamin Franklin

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The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. – Bertrand Russell

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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, youre rich. – P. J. ORourke

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In fact, I thought that Christianity was very a good and a very valuable thing for us. But after a while, I began to feel that the story that I was told about this religion wasnt perhaps completely whole, that something was left out. – Chinua Achebe

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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. – Galileo Galilei

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An orange on the table, your dress on the rug, and you in my bed, sweet present of the present, cool of night, warmth of my life. – Jacques Prevert

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The idea that maybe you dont have to own a car if you only need one occasionally may catch on, just like time-sharing caught on in real estate. – Steve Case

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History shows that the majority of people that have done anything great have passed their youth in seclusion. – Thomas Carlyle

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