Quote by Joseph Heller
Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it

Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it isnt, dont call it destiny call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. – Joseph Heller

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. – Joseph Heller

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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. – H. L. Mencken

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