Quote by Joseph Heller
Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it

Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it isnt, dont call it destiny call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. – Joseph Heller

Other quotes by Joseph Heller

Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else. – Joseph Heller

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Recognition
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. – Joseph Heller

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Mediocrity
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It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But… it is better to be good than to be ugly. – Oscar Wilde

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Im a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether its bad or good. – Sandra Bullock

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good

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife youll be happy if not, youll become a philosopher. – Socrates

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good

Good things happen to those who hustle. – Anais Nin

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In general, pride is at the bottom of all great mistakes. – John Ruskin

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Who could look on these monuments without reflecting on the vanity of mortals in thus offering up testimonials of their respect for persons of whose very names posterity is ignorant? – Marguerite Gardiner

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