I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard
Ive dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. – Ryan Seacrest