I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard