I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard
Id be happy to be taken as a woman – and thats what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasnt going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought Id change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear. – Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – theyre two words which are both… different. In spelling. – Eddie Izzard
Ageism works in both directions. As a teenager in the public eye, people would talk condescendingly to me. When you get older theres this feeling that you have to start carving up your face and body. Right now Im in the middle ground – I think women in their thirties are taken seriously. – Alanis Morissette