Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard
Id be happy to be taken as a woman – and thats what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasnt going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought Id change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear. – Eddie Izzard
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry
In the early days I had a very black-and-white view of everything. I think thats kind of natural for anyone whos just embraced Islam – or any religion – as a convert. It was important for me to duck out of the fast and furious life Id been living as a pop star. I was in a different mood. – Cat Stevens