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As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I w

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. – Jimmy Carr

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After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. – Jimmy Carr

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Wisdom
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Jimmy Carr
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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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funny
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Jimmy Carr
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I was a Christian. I didnt want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. – Jimmy Carr

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Marriage
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Failure
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Do not blame anybody for your mistakes and failures. – Bernard Baruch

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Failure

Why do we capital-N Nerds love Mars so much? Because its beautiful, its tough, its buried in our mythic, childhood memories. Its covered with human triumphs but also with sad stories of failure. – Greg Bear

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Failure

To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce. – Mark Edwards

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Failure

My story of success and failure is not just about music and being famous. Its about living and loving and trying to find purpose in this crazy world. – Wynonna Judd

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Failure

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Any fool can destroy trees…. God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand straining, leveling tempests and floods; but he cannot save them from fools… – John Muir, “The American Forests,” August 1897

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No man has come to true greatness who has not felt that his life belongs to his race, and that which God gives to him, He gives him for mankind. – Phillips Brooks

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If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it. – Olin Miller

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Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman. – Author Unknown

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