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As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I w

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. – Jimmy Carr

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I dont think its any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and manned up in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because Im not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. – Jimmy Carr

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Faith
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Jimmy Carr
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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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funny
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Jimmy Carr
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I was a Christian. I didnt want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. – Jimmy Carr

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Marriage
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I think its one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because theres so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large. – Garry Shandling

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Failure

I was convicted of three misdemeanors of willful failure to file a form. – Wesley Snipes

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Failure

As I said there is nothing wrong with failing. Pick yourself up and try it again. You never are going to know how good you really are until you go out and face failure. – Henry Kravis

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Failure

The traditional religious rights failure to restore public-school prayer or pass an antiabortion constitutional amendment has likely helped fuel the spread of the more extreme dominionist school. – Jon Meacham

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Failure

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Or to some coffee-house I stray,
For news, the manna of the day,
And from the hipp – Matthew Green

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Coffee (or Tea)

Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature. – George Bernard Shaw

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Conformity

Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA). – Neil deGrasse Tyson, 2014

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Black Friday Shopping

Autobiography begins with a sense of being alone. It is an orphan form. – John Berger

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alone