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As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I w

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. – Jimmy Carr

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After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. – Jimmy Carr

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Wisdom
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Jimmy Carr
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I was a Christian. I didnt want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. – Jimmy Carr

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Marriage
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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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funny
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In America, theres a failure to appreciate Europes leading role in the world. – Barack Obama

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Failure

With the NDAA, his failure to close Guantanamo Bay and the ramping use of drones, President Obama looks suspiciously like President Bush, a man on a quest for American Empire. – Justin Sane

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Failure

The assertion of failure coming from such persons does not mean that Mr. Mill failed to promote the practical success of those objects the advocacy of which forms the chief feature of his political writings. – Millicent Fawcett

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Failure

Our failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq thus far has been deeply troubling, and our intelligence-gathering process needs thorough and unbiased investigation. – Adam Schiff

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Failure

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Social cohesion was built into language long before Facebook and LinkedIn and Twitter – were tribal by nature. Tribes today arent the same as tribes thousand of years ago: It isnt just religious tribes or ethnic tribes now: Its sports fans, its communities, its geography. – Peter Guber

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I never threatened him and no Syrian intelligence officer has ever pointed a gun to his head. – Rafik Hariri

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Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I think the American Dream says that anything can happen if you work hard enough at it and are persistent, and have some ability. The sky is the limit to what you can build, and what can happen to you and your family. – Sanford I. Weill

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