Quote by Jimmy Carr
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I w

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. – Jimmy Carr

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I was a Christian. I didnt want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. – Jimmy Carr

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Marriage
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After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. – Jimmy Carr

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Wisdom
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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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You will be a failure, until you impress the subconscious with the conviction you are a success. This is done by making an affirmation which clicks. – Florence Scovel Shinn

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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it. – Ambrose Bierce

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Fear of failure must never be a reason not to try something. – Frederick Smith

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Failure is unfortunately as common as success. – Sanjay Kumar

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We all get stuck. We all lose ourselves a little bit in a fantasy or in our jobs and forget how we feel about other things. Its really important to check yourself, to spend some time alone. – Amanda Seyfried

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