Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller