I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen