I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
The whole LSD, STP, marijuana, heroin, hashish, prescription cough medicine crowd suffers from the Watchtower itch: you gotta be with us, man, or youre out, youre dead. This pitch is a continual and seeming MUST with those who use the stuff. Its no wonder they keep getting busted. – Charles Bukowski