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Quote by Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Jack Benny
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous
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Jack Benny
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The biological factors underlying race differences in sports have consequences for educational achievement, crime and sexual behavior. – J. Philippe Rushton

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Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile. – Christy Mathewson

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In the States, tennis is sixth or seventh on the totem pole as far as sports go. – Andy Roddick

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Sports

Sports teaches you character, it teaches you to play by the rules, it teaches you to know what it feels like to win and lose-it teaches you about life. – Billie Jean King

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Let the rays of your heart shine on all who pass by. – Terri Guillemets

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The future hasnt happened yet and the past is gone. So I think the only moment we have is right here and now, and I try to make the best of those moments, the moments that Im in. – Annie Lennox

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I was in a bar and I said to a friend, You know, weve become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, Isnt it sad? – George Clooney

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sad

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. – Peter De Vries

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