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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Jack Benny
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Jack Benny
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Sports
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Life magazine ran a page featuring me and three other girls that was clearly the precursor of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues. – Esther Williams

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My commitment to Atlanta and passion for sports and competition make this acquisition a perfect fit for me. – Arthur Blank

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Sports

Baseball is only a game, a game of inches and a lot of luck. During a time of all-out war, sports are very insignificant. – Bob Feller

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Sports

I run because its my passion, and not just a sport. Every time I walk out the door, I know why Im going where Im going and Im already focused on that special place where I find my peace and solitude. Running, to me, is more than just a physical exercise… its a consistent reward for victory! – Sasha Azevedo

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. – Oscar Wilde

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Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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I want fame more than I can tell. But more than I want fame I want happiness. – Mary MacLane

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