Jack Benny's Quote - Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can

Quote by Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Its not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. – Jack Benny

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Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

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Where I came from, sports were the only way to get out front. – Joe Namath

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Its kind of ironic that the two sports with the greatest characters, boxing and horse racing, have both been on the decline. In both cases its for the lack of a suitable hero. – Dick Schaap

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Sports have become increasingly more specialized, but that doesnt mean they shouldnt be fun. – Mia Hamm

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In the sports arena I would say there is nothing like training and preparation. You have to train your mind as much as your body. – Venus Williams

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Our names are labels, plainly printed on the bottled essence of our past behavior. – Logan Pearsall Smith

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A short letter to a distant friend is, in my opinion, an insult like that of a slight bow or cursory salutation — a proof of unwillingness to do much, even where there is a necessity of doing something. – Samuel Johnson

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