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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Exaggeration
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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Other Quotes from
Sports
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I remember when I was growing up, I always wore glasses and so if I was on-stage or just being able to move around playing sports, I was never really able to because I had glasses holding me back. Wearing contacts has just been very helpful. – Joe Jonas

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Sports

As a child I was very involved with sports and I knew at age 9 that I wanted to be an Olympic champion. – Marion Jones

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Sports

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church. – Robin Williams, 1982

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Sports

At ten I was playing against 18-year-old guys. At 15 I was playing professional ball with the Birmingham Black Barons, so I really came very quickly in all sports. – Willie Mays

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Sports

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When youre my age and you see a story, you better go for it pretty quickly. Id just like to get a few more novels under my belt. – John le Carre

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Age

I dont know what your childhood was like, but we didnt have much money. Wed go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book. – Robert Redford

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Money

Anger elicits anger, fear elicits fear, no matter how well meaning we may be. – Martha Beck

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Anger

The photographic image… is a message without a code. – Roland Barthes

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Photography