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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Exaggeration
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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funny
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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As a sophomore, I wanted to play varsity in three sports. And I accomplished that. It was a great feat that year, and something I held special. I wanted to bring a championship team to Oceanside High School, and it happened. It was a great year that I will never forget. – Junior Seau

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I keep getting these extraordinary letteres, really weird ones from American sports stars – Ive always thought you were one pretty lady and now that youre single I want to meet you for a drink. – Elizabeth Hurley

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Im a big sports fan. Football. Cricket. – Danny Boyle

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I like people who are enthused about things they do, like travel, sports, work. I like being with people who have things theyre excited about. – Parker Stevenson

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Be vigilant; guard your mind against negative thoughts. – Buddha

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Materialism coarsens and petrifies everything, making everything vulgar, and every truth false. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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I like movies that pop, that have a little bit of candy on, that freedom to have a little bit of extra fun, but are rooted in real behaviour. Rooted in cause and effect, never violating reality. – Tony Gilroy

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