Logo
Quote by Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Category:
Humorous
Author
Jack Benny
Read Quote

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Category:
funny
Author
Jack Benny
Read Quote

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Category:
Golf
Author
Jack Benny
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Sports
category

To dope the racer is as criminal, as sacrilegious, as trying to imitate God; it is stealing from God the privilege of the spark. – Roland Barthes

Category:
Sports

Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher. – Ty Cobb

Category:
Sports

The Olympic Games must not be an end in itself, they must be a means of creating a vast programme of physical education and sports competitions for all young people. – Avery Brundage

Category:
Sports

Sports teaches you character, it teaches you to play by the rules, it teaches you to know what it feels like to win and lose-it teaches you about life. – Billie Jean King

Category:
Sports

Random Quotes

Fear is met and destroyed with courage. – James F. Bell

Category:
Fear

These seem to me so ambiguous, so vague, so easily misunderstood in comparison to genuine music, which fills the soul with a thousand things better than words. – Felix Mendelssohn

Category:
Music

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. – Norman Cousins

Category:
Death

He who does not fill his world with phantoms remains alone. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

Category:
Hmmm