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Quote by Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous
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Jack Benny
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Category:
funny
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Jack Benny
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Other Quotes from
Sports
category

Dont sell yourself short because without that you cant go far in life because after sports the only thing you know is sports and you cant do anything else with that. – Bo Jackson

Category:
Sports

When youre a kid growing up, and you think youre gay, you know that youre different youre often teased and it can really destroy your self-esteem. But sports can be great for building self-esteem. – Greg Louganis

Category:
Sports

Sports are not for everyone. – Dante Hall

Category:
Sports

Competing in sports has taught me that if Im not willing to give 120 percent, somebody else will. – Ron Blomberg

Category:
Sports

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Before now, Ive always taken my mixes out to the car and listened to them in the parking lot. I still do that, but more so now Im listening to it on the Beat box, and I think people should give it at least a listen and check it out and see what it is. – Dr. Dre

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car

The test of ones behavior pattern; relationship to society, relationship to ones work, relationship to sex. – Alfred Adler

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Manners

That was a time when I did love music, I couldnt get enough of what was going on. Maybe it was Nirvana that brought me back. I guess it was a comfort because something that sounded so right – and non-commercial – had become so influential, so immediately. – Marc Jacobs

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Mr. and Mrs. McCartney are vegans, and what they stand for is the complete elimination of the killing of anything that is breathing. – Danny Williams

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