Quote by Jack Benny
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of go

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. – Grantland Rice [See also: “If you would read a mans Disposition, see him Game, y

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It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot. – Nubar Gulbenkian, 1972

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Golf

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. – Tommy Armour

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To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. – Author Unknown

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