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Quote by Jack Benny
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of go

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. – Jimmy DeMaret

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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. – Author Unknown

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Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. – Woodrow Wilson

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A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. – Author unknown, variation of a famous non-golf quotation by Samuel Johnson “It i

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