Quote by Jack Benny
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of go

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Yeah, after each of my downhill putts. – Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts

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[E]ccentricity is absolutely without value on a Golf green. – John Strange Winter, “Ladies on the Green,” Golf Illustrated, 1899 July 28th

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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. – Author Unknown

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