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Quote by Jack Benny
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of go

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, “Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel.” – Jeff Cesario

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The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. – Ernest Hemingway

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One under a tree, one under a bush, one under the water. – Lee Trevino, describing how he was one under during a tournament

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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. – Author Unknown

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