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Quote by Jack Benny
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of go

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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Golf
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Forget your opponents; always play against par. – Sam Snead

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Golf

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot. – Nubar Gulbenkian, 1972

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Golf

Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. – Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum

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My handicap? Woods and irons. – Chris Codiroli

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Pity and friendship are two passions incompatible with each other. – Oliver Goldsmith

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Literature isnt a moral beauty contest. Its power arises from the authority and audacity with which the impersonation is pulled off the belief it inspires is what counts. – Philip Roth

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Its incredible how nature sets females up to take care of people, and yet it is tricky for them to take care of themselves. – Bjork

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