As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. – Josh Billings

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
My family moved a lot as a kid. We started in Colorado, where I lived for five years. We moved to Chicago for two years, to San Francisco for one year, Connecticut for seven, Oregon for a couple years, and then I went to school. So I was always moving, Im still always moving. – Gus Van Sant