As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
There are two kinds of fools: those who cant change their opinions and those who wont. – Josh Billings

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
There are two kinds of fools: those who cant change their opinions and those who wont. – Josh Billings
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. – Josh Billings
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. – Josh Billings