As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
Dont take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to. – Josh Billings

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
Dont take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
Theres a great power in words, if you dont hitch too many of them together. – Josh Billings
I dont have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And Im willing to risk quite a lot – as a comedian, youre always risking a lot. Youre risking failure, especially if youre improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business. – David Walliams