As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, Hey cousin! Hey Auntie! And Im like, Okay I dont know you, I have no idea who you are. I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And Ill be like, Which of my family members are giving you this phone number? – Sherri Shepherd