Quote by Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings

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The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod. – Josh Billings

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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

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Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. – Zig Ziglar

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