Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings