Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. – Josh Billings