I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. – Alexander The Great
Excessive reservations and paralyzing despondency have not helped the sciences to advance nor are they helping them to advance, but a healthy optimism that cheerfully searches for new ways to understand, as it is convinced that it will be possible to find them. – Alois Alzheimer
For every prohibition you create you also create an underground. – Jello Biafra
The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth: and he that is wise will not abhor them. Was not the water made sweet with wood, that the virtue thereof might be known? Ecclesiasticus 38:4-5 – Bible
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live. – Ambrose Bierce
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. – Napoleon Bonaparte
Medicines are only fit for old people. – Napoleon Bonaparte
Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions, the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind. – Napoleon Bonaparte
A good nights sleep, or a ten-minute brawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. – Ray Bradbury
Medicine, the only profession that labors incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existance. – James Bryce
What cant be cured must be endured. – Robert Burton
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. – Samuel Butler
Well, now theres a remedy for everything except death. – Miguel de Cervantes
The whole imposing edifice of modern medicine is like the celebrated tower of Pisa –slightly off balance. – Prince Of Wales Charles
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cant be cured. – Anton Chekhov
Todays medicine is at the end of its road. It can no longer be transformed, modified, readjusted. Thats been tried too often. Todays medicine must DIE in order to be reborn. We must prepare its complete renovation. – Maurice Delort
