In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. – Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. – Terry Pratchett
The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it. – Terry Pratchett
Ive always felt that what I have going for me is not my imagination, because everyone has an imagination. What I have is a relentlessly controlled imagination. What looks like wild invention is actually quite carefully calculated. – Terry Pratchett
The wise men of old have sent most of their morality down the stream of time in the light skiff of apothegm or epigram; and the proverbs of nations, which embody the commonsense of nations, have the brisk concussion of the most sparkling wit. – Edwin P. Whipple, lecture delivered before the Boston Mercantile Library Associa