In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimers you are an old fart. Thats how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone. – Terry Pratchett
The ideal death, I think, is what was the ideal Victorian death, you know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. And you say goodbye to your loved ones, making certain that one of them has been left behind to look after the shop. – Terry Pratchett
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. – Terry Pratchett