The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. – Josh Billings
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. – Josh Billings