The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. – Josh Billings

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. – Josh Billings
Theres a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they havent the time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings