The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings