The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Man was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting lower ever since. – Josh Billings

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Man was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting lower ever since. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings