Logo
Quote by Molly Ivins
And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist - its practica

And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist – its practically a congenital disorder with me. – Molly Ivins

Other quotes by Molly Ivins

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against em anyway, you dont belong in office. – Molly Ivins

Category:
Money
Author
Molly Ivins
Read Quote

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. – Molly Ivins

Category:
Time
Author
Molly Ivins
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes hes important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill OReilly, except shorter and Jewish. – Denis Leary

Category:
funny

I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

Category:
funny

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

Category:
funny

The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Im not looking to get away from anything. I like what Ive done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible. – Adam Sandler

Category:
movies

Keep thy smooth words and juggling homilies for those who know thee not. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Category:
Hypocrisy

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. – George Bernard Shaw

Category:
funny

Emotional power is maybe the most valuable thing that an actor can have. – Christopher Walken

Category:
power