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And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist – its practically a congenital disorder with me. – Molly Ivins

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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against em anyway, you dont belong in office. – Molly Ivins

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Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. – Molly Ivins

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The thing is this: You got to have fun while youre fightin for freedom, cause you dont always win. – Molly Ivins

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