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And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist - its practica

And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist – its practically a congenital disorder with me. – Molly Ivins

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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against em anyway, you dont belong in office. – Molly Ivins

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