Quote by Drew Carey
Nothings funny about someone whos successful. - Drew Carey

Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

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TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey

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movingon
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey

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I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. – Gertrude Stein

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Im a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys – movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. – LeBron James

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Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne

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