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Nothings funny about someone whos successful. - Drew Carey

Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey

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Las Vegas
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Drew Carey
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The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey

Category:
movingon
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Drew Carey
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Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. – Drew Carey

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fitness
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Drew Carey
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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People never ask people doing serious music, Do you ever think about doing funny music? – Al Yankovic

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner

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funny

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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I spent the first fourteen years of my life convinced that my looks were hideous. Adolescence is painful for everyone, I know, but mine was plain weird. – Uma Thurman

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