Quote by Drew Carey
Nothings funny about someone whos successful. - Drew Carey

Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, youre screwed. – Drew Carey

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The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey

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movingon
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Im sorry, if you were right, Id agree with you. – Robin Williams

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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. – Logan P. Smith

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I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, its funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path. – Emmitt Smith

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I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, its OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. – Karl Lagerfeld

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We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me. – Frederick Douglass

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