Quote by Demetri Martin
If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! - Demetri M

If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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cool
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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Its a funny thing – when Im crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! – Emily Giffin

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funny

I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what theyve done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction. – Ben Stiller

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funny

I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, its funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path. – Emmitt Smith

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funny

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. – Bertrand Russell

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funny

Random Quotes

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. – Latin Proverb

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Love

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. – Phillip Moffitt

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Yoga

Computer games tend to be boys games, warlike games with more violence. We have not spent enough time thinking through how to encourage more girls to be involved in computing before coming to college so they can see a possible career in information technology. – Freeman A. Hrabowski III

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Technology

My biggest fear in life is to be average. – M. Night Shyamalan

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Fear