If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin
If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin