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If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! - Demetri M

If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin

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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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Scrapbooking
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

Category:
Birthday
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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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funny

In my circle of friends, Ive always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I dont want the spotlight on me. – Rosie Perez

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funny

I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. – Ridley Scott

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funny

Its sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time its real funny. – Seth Green

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funny

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Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. – Benjamin Franklin

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I dont think success has changed us as people at all. We are the same lunatics that we were when this band first got going. We never see ourselves as being on a higher level than our fans. – Kirk Hammett

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Success

You arent famous until my mother has heard of you. – Jay Leno

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famous

Sports nurtures dreams of achieving self confidence and masculine striving for the skinny kid watching a boxer dance around the ring with sublime ease. – Armstrong Williams

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Dreams