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If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! - Demetri M

If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin

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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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Government
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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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Food
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning
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Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. – Marilyn vos Savant

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I really wanted to just be a musician. I didnt want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. – Jamie Foxx

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funny

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell

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funny

I just couldnt go back to Suddenly Susan after David Stricklands suicide. I didnt see how we could make the show light and funny any more. – Judd Nelson

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funny

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We will always make sure player health and safety is our No. 1 priority in the NFL. – Roger Goodell

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Women hate everything which strips off the tinsel of sentiment, and they are right, or it would rob them of their weapons. – George Byron

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Women

I didnt realize what an impact having a No. 1 single would have. It connects me with people of different ages, and I get to travel all over the world. – Lisa Loeb

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Travel

Awareness in our society has flipped all types of injustice on its head. – Serj Tankian

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Society