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If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! - Demetri M

If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning
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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

Category:
Food
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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Freedom
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Its funny, because Im a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. – Danny Bonaduce

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funny

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

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funny

Im a misplaced American, but dont know where I was misplaced. – Ruby Wax

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funny

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. – H. L. Mencken

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funny

Random Quotes

Im 20 years old. I like to party as much as anyone my age. Going clubbing is my way of relaxing or releasing a lot of stress. I dont feel that I should have to justify that part of my life. I dont know that Im necessarily an addict. – Lindsay Lohan

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I design some of my own clothes now. – Kiernan Shipka

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design

Design and technology should be the subject where mathematical brainboxes and science whizzkids turn their bright ideas into useful products. – James Dyson

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design

I love the work, I love being in front of the camera and working with actors and directors and creating something. For me, its like learning everyday. – Estella Warren

Category:
Learning