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If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! - Demetri M

If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and Im sure Id love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music. – Karen Russell

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I really love Soapdish. I wish Soapdish had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie. – Elisabeth Shue

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funny

I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where Im talking from my heart to these people. Because Ive been through everything theyve been through. – Richard Simmons

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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I would I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. – Bernard Berenson

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This is the city of dreamers and time and again its the place where the greatest dream of all, the American dream, has been tested and has triumphed. – Michael Bloomberg

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Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners; it is favorable to fortune, reputation, influence, and usefulness; a little attention and energy will form the habit, so as to make it easy and delightful. – Charles Simmons

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Art attracts us only by what it reveals of our most secret self. – Alfred North Whitehead

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