If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin
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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin
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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin
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