Quote by Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against em anyway, you dont belong in office. – Molly Ivins

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Havin fun while freedom fightin must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water – which is known to have lithium in it – because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. – Molly Ivins

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And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist – its practically a congenital disorder with me. – Molly Ivins

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