Quote by Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against em anyway, you dont belong in office. – Molly Ivins

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Havin fun while freedom fightin must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water – which is known to have lithium in it – because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. – Molly Ivins

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Freedom
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Good thing weve still got politics in Texas – finest form of free entertainment ever invented. – Molly Ivins

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Politics
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It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America. – Molly Ivins

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History
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They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price. – Khalil Gibran

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If you make a living, if you earn your own money, youre free – however free one can be on this planet. – Theodore White

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That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it. – Lukas Foss

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My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner

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He had a face like a blessing. – Miguel de Cervantes

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I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

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I pick my favorite quotation and store them in my mind as ready armor, offensive or defensive, amid the struggle of this turbulent existence. – Robert Burns

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Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. – Tom Fleming

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