I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield