I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield