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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat peo

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Hope
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Rodney Dangerfield
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Home
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Rodney Dangerfield
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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. – Norman Wisdom

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funny

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and hes still as funny as hes ever been, and hes still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, Ill still be able to work. – Denis Leary

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funny

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think Im as sane as anyone whos done what Ive done in movies can be. – Philip Seymour Hoffman

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funny

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

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funny

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There is no aphrodisiac like innocence. – Jean Baudrillard

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Innocence

Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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funny

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. – Margaret Cho

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War

Well, I think any time you delve into this sort of religion, politics, as you well know, youre going to, you know, touch a few nerves. I wasnt – now – and this is the honest truth. – Mel Gibson

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Politics