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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat peo

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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