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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat peo

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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