I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield