I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield