I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield