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A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, theres no

A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My mom enlisted in the U.S. Navy in World War II, and my parents actually bought our home thanks to the loan she got through the GI Bill. – Thomas Friedman

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The way to work with a bully is to take the ball and go home. First time, every time. When theres no ball, theres no game. Bullies hate that. So theyll either behave so they can play with you or theyll go bully someone else. – Seth Godin

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