Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, theres no

A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – were doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I think a submarine is a very worthwhile weapon. I believe we can defend ourselves with submarines and all our troops back at home. This whole idea that we have to be in 130 countries and 900 bases… is an old-fashioned idea. – Ron Paul

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Im not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marmalade. Ill say, It tastes like chicken. I mean, thats not what people think of when they think of wine, but thats what it tastes like to me and it hits home. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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