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A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, theres no

A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I like to feel the butterflies in the stomach, I like to go home and have a restless night and wonder how Im going to be able to accomplish this feat, get jittery. That hunger and those butterflies in the stomach are very essential for all creative people. – Amitabh Bachchan

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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, Im tired. – Mae West

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I feel most at home in the water. I disappear. Thats where I belong. – Michael Phelps

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Christmas… is not an external event at all, but a piece of ones home that one carries in ones heart. – Freya Stark

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Those things that nature denied to human sight, she revealed to the eyes of the soul. – Ovid

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I learned three important things in college — to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes. – Agnes DeMille, Dance to the Piper, 1952

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Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God. – Francis Bacon

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