A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield