Logo
Quote by George Lopez
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. - George Lopez

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. – George Lopez

Other quotes by George Lopez
No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
funny
category

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. – Jerry Stiller

Category:
funny

Its funny when people say, I dont think Julia likes me. Honey, if I dont like you, youre going to know about it. – Julia Roberts

Category:
funny

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin

Category:
funny

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! but Thats funny… – Isaac Asimov

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off: it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead. – Nancy Mitford

Category:
Aristocracy

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Logic

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

Category:
car

It must be admitted that there are some parts of the soul which we must entirely paralyze before we can live happily in this world. – Nicolas Chamfort

Category:
Curmudgeonesque