Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan Category: funny
To this day, Ive found that it doesnt matter what a guy looks like if hes really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you dont hear men saying, No shes not pretty, but is she ever funny! – Catherine OHara Category: funny
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. – George Bernard Shaw Category: funny
Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. – Roger Ebert Category: Emotions
Do not allow to slip away from you freedoms the people who came before you won with such hard knocks. – David Herbert Lawrence Category: Freedom
That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably dont show fear, but I suffer from fear like everyone else. – Steve Irwin Category: Fear
