Quote by Amy Poehler
I also think if youre an actor and you can improvise, when you go

I also think if youre an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise youre just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line thats not in the commercial they think youre a genius. – Amy Poehler

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I cannot stress enough that the answer to lifes questions is often in peoples faces. Try putting your iPhones down once in a while, and look in peoples faces. Peoples faces will tell you amazing things. Like if they are angry, or nauseous or asleep. – Amy Poehler

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When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray. – Amy Poehler

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I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing Happy Birthday to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. – Amy Poehler

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I was asked to act when I couldnt act. I was asked to sing Funny Face when I couldnt sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldnt dance – and do all kinds of things I wasnt prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. – Audrey Hepburn

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Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. – Marilyn vos Savant

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Especially with a comedy, youve got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. Its not like drama where youre trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. Youre trying to figure out whats the funniest way to do something. – Luke Wilson

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Married with Children was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. – Katey Sagal

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We have to pray with our eyes on God, not on the difficulties. – Oswald Chambers

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