George Carlin's Quote - In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – Geo

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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - Geo

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

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If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? – George Carlin

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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin

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