Quote by George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - Geo

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. – Norman Wisdom

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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. – Leonardo DiCaprio

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If at first you dont succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. – William Lyon Phelps

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Tea is quiet and our thirst for tea is never far from our craving for beauty. – James Norwood Pratt

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He has hard work who has nothing to do. – Proverb

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In a mood of faith and hope my work goes on. A ream of fresh paper lies on my desk waiting for the next book. I am a writer and I take up my pen to write. – Pearl S. Buck

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Poetry is something to make us wiser and better, by continually revealing those types of beauty and truth, which God has set in all mens souls. – James Russell Lowell

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