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Quote by George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - Geo

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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thanksgiving
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George Carlin
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

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work
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George Carlin
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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I appreciate humor so much, but Im actually not a funny girl. – Emmanuelle Chriqui

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You have a dramatic portion of your television program and you treat it dramatically, and then you have a comedic portion of your program, and you treat it differently. Why do you change who are between the two pieces? Youre the same person. Just go. – Nathan Fillion

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If you search the world for happiness, you may find it in the end, for the world is round and will lead you back to your door. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one of these groups? If we believed in the tooth fairy, if we believed in the Easter Bunny, we might well believe that. – William Weld

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