In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin