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Quote by George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - Geo

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

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work
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George Carlin
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Freedom
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George Carlin
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I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. – Rachel Weisz

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I dont think my judgment is that good. I dont know what is funny. – Jerry Stiller

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I love Charlie, Billy Burkes character. Writing for him is so spectacular, hes so funny and wry and every scene hes in he just takes. Theres a scene in Eclipse where Bella tells him shes a virgin, and its the funniest, most awkward scene Ive ever seen on film. – Melissa Rosenberg

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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

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The more one does and sees and feels, the more one is able to do, and the more genuine may be ones appreciation of fundamental things like home, and love, and understanding companionship. – Amelia Earhart

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Isnt it the moment of most profound doubt that gives birth to new certainties? Perhaps hopelessness is the very soil that nourishes human hope perhaps one could never find sense in life without first experiencing its absurdity. – Vaclav Havel

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Its a privilege to serve the poor, to be servants of noble Africans, but I better belong in the rehearsal room or in the studio with my band. Thats where I want to be and I still wake up in the morning with melodies in my head. – Bono

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I do not know that any writer has supposed that on this earth man will ultimately be able to live without food. – Thomas Malthus

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