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Quote by George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - Geo

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Observation
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Freedom
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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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alone
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Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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See, I dont really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends Ive had have come after me. So its really funny when girls get offended because I dont hit on them. – Kellan Lutz

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Whats funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. – Stephenie Meyer

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke

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Dune is the bestselling science fiction book of all time. Its something you really need to read in your lifetime. If youre going to read The Lord of the Rings, which everyone should, then you have to read Dune, too. – Kevin J. Anderson

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For womens tears are but the sweat of eyes. – Juvenal

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You cant be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: Holy Christ, whaddya know – Im still around! Its absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career. – Paul Newman

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Judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement. – Simon Bolivar

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