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Quote by George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - Geo

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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Perception
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George Carlin
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

Category:
thanksgiving
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George Carlin
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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. – Bill Murray

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I dont just try to be funny. – Bil Keane

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Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin

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And remember, its also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. – Fran Drescher

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In things to be seen at once, much variety makes confusion, another vice of beauty. In things that are not seen at once, and have no respect one to another, great variety is commendable, provided this variety transgress not the rules of optics and geometry. – Christopher Wren

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I think its something that needs to be said – that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and theres nothing wrong with it. – Tia Mowry

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Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting happiness achieved. – Maurice Chevalier

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