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Quote by George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - Geo

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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Perception
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George Carlin
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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