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Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads

Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno

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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last nights Democratic debate. – Jay Leno

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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My dad was a baggage handler at Heathrow and careful with money. He worked hard and had three jobs when I was young. I wish Id inherited his care for money. Sadly, Ive grown up to be rather scatty when it comes to finances. – Gary Numan

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Thats what my Dad always told me, on the ballot, they should always have a third choice, like none of the above, then if enough people picked that, theyd have to get new candidates. – Meg White

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My father was never anti-anything in our house. – Errol Flynn

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Whoever does not have a good father should procure one. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time. – George S. Patton

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