Quote by Jay Leno
Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads

Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno

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Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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I had never said, dad, I love you. – Michael Reagan

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My dad used to flush my mothers head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. – Jessica Hahn

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One of the scary things is that, when youre a kid, you look at your dad as the man who has no fear. When youre an adult, you realize your father had fear, and that you have it, too. – David Duchovny

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My kids love it. I thought I was the coolest dad in the world when I got to be in a Bond film, but Harry Potter, too? Well, I think I qualify for a medal for exceptional parenting or something, dont you? – Robbie Coltraine

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Dont you stay at home of evenings? Don you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet? – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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I dont think theres a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, Ill be happy to deal with it. – Josh Hartnett

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