Quote by Jay Leno
Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads

Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno

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Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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If a dad does his job, we dont need prisons, we dont need jails. Thats what I saw growing up. – Mike Singletary

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And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, theyre awesome, the kind of thing that if youre in for ten minutes, youre in for two hours. – Mike Myers

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