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Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads

Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. – Jay Leno

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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And I saw the sax line-up that he had behind him and I thought, Im going to learn the saxophone. When I grow up, Im going to play in his band. So I sort of persuaded my dad to get me a kind of a plastic saxophone on the hire purchase plan. – David Bowie

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My mom grew up in poverty in Oklahoma – like Dust Bowl, nine people in one room kind of place – and the way she got out of poverty was through education. My dad grew up without a dad, with very little and he also made his way out through education. – Jennifer Garner

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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At times Ive got a really big ego. But Ill tell you the best thing about me. Im some guys dad Im some little gals dad. When I die, if they say I was Annies husband and Zachary John and Anna Kates father, boy, thats enough for me to be remembered by. Thats more than enough. – John Denver

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God isnt compatible with machinery and scientific medicine and universal happiness. You must make your choice. Our civilization has chosen machinery and medicine and happiness. – Aldous Huxley

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One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name. – Walter Scott

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In the past I would self destruct when it came to love – I was immature, throwing myself into things but now times have changed, I want a relationship where you understand the other person. – Elisabetta Canalis

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