Quote by Jay Leno
Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads

Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno

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Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced theyre getting back together. You know what that means? Theres still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. – Jay Leno

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Hope
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reasons. They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno

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Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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My dad had emphysema and both of my parents had chronic bronchitis and ended up with cancers – all smoking related. – Loni Anderson

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dad

Right now, it hasnt affected my music other than the fact that I dont have time to write any of it. Thats no different from when I first started and I lived at home. I would play the guitar in the afternoon and then my mom or my dad would come home and Id have to quit. – Paul Westerberg

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dad

Im not an American, but I have this weird connection to America in different ways through my dad living here for five years, my godfather being an American who Im very close to. – Damian Lewis

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dad

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church. – Lynn Johnston

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I hope to make acting my career for the rest of my life, if I can. – Chloe Moretz

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Its OK to be outspoken about your faith. – Tim Tebow

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Im not good at normal things. I cant drive a car. I couldnt read till I was 10. – Michael Lindsay-Hogg

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Im happy about my decision and I havent once said, I wonder if I made the wrong decision. I know its the right one. – Brett Favre

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