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Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads

Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reasons. They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno

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Men
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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War
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When a father, absent during the day, returns home at six, his children receive only his temperament, not his teaching. – Robert Bly

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Dad was a chemistry professor at Saint Olaf College in Minnesota, then Oxford College in Minnesota, and a very active member of the American Chemical Society education committee, where he sat on the committee with Linus Pauling, who had authored a very phenomenally important textbook of chemistry. – Peter Agre

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dad

My mom and dad met at UCLA when he as a captain in the Air Force and she was in her junior year. – Tracy Austin

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When I was on Broadway when I was little, I remember always driving through Times Square with my dad to the theater. Now when I go back, you cant even drive on Broadway in the 40s. New Times Square is too touristy to me. – Jenna Ushkowitz

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God employs several translators some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by war, some by justice. – John Donne

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Hate and fear can poison the body as surely as any toxic chemicals. – Joseph Krimsky

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[I]t becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia. – Ted Koppel

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