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Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads

Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reasons. They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno

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I hope I am remembered by my children as a good father. – Orson Scott Card

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And I saw the sax line-up that he had behind him and I thought, Im going to learn the saxophone. When I grow up, Im going to play in his band. So I sort of persuaded my dad to get me a kind of a plastic saxophone on the hire purchase plan. – David Bowie

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My dad has been a big influence on me, because hes always had his own business. He really taught me business sense and how to be a focused individual, but also how to have fun and make everyone around you have fun. – Wiz Khalifa

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My father was something of a rainbow-chaser. – Marc Davis

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