Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Other quotes by Karl Kraus

Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love. – Karl Kraus

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Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. – Karl Kraus

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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The question of sexual dominance can exist only in the nightmare of that soul which has armed itself, totally, against the possibility of the changing motion of conquest and surrender, which is love. – James Baldwin

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken. – Simone de Beauvoir

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