Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

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I may not be a great actress but Ive become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little. – Candice Bergen

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My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

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