Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Other quotes by Karl Kraus

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus

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War
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If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies. – Karl Kraus

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Imagination
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Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust. – Karl Kraus

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Experience
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Other Quotes from
Sex
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. – Louise Sammons

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Sex

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? – Murray Banks

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Sex

My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

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Sex

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. – Gloria Leonard

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Sex

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I feel if Im healthy and happy, I look good. With a good mixture of fitness and healthy food I always feel great! – Candice Swanepoel

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fitness

With respect to the northeastern boundary of the United States, no official correspondence between this Government and that of Great Britain has passed since that communicated to Congress toward the close of their last session. – Martin Van Buren

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respect

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are now providing all types of skills in every profession. The military should be no exception. – Jimmy Carter

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Women

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose… only then will you learn the game. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Risk