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Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Other quotes by Karl Kraus

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus

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War
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Karl Kraus
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Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust. – Karl Kraus

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Experience
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Karl Kraus
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To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

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To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. – Bernard Poulin

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno

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The working class owes all honor and respect to the first men who planted the standard of labor solidarity on the hostile frontier of unorganized industry. – Ralph Chaplin

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Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads. – Marianne Moore

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History fades into fable; fact becomes clouded with doubt and controversy; the inscription molders from the tablet: the statue falls from the pedestal. Columns, arches, pyramids, what are they but heaps of sand; and their epitaphs, but characters written in the dust? – Washington Irving, The Sketch Book: Westminster Abbey

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This is it. There are no hidden meanings. All that mystical stuff is just whats so. – Werner Erhard

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Discovery