Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Other quotes by Karl Kraus

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus

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War
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Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love. – Karl Kraus

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Hate
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Sex
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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Sex

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. – Author Unknown

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Sex

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

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Sex

What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. – Henry Fielding

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Sex

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All men are somewhat ridiculous and grotesque, just because they are men and in this respect artists might well be regarded as man multiplied by two. So it is, was, and shall be. – Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

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Gun control means control. It means control for the government and the government starts controlling the people. – Luke Scott

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If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. – David Horowitz

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Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness. – Seneca

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