Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Other quotes by Karl Kraus

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus

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War
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Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love. – Karl Kraus

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Hate
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Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children dont come into the world. – Karl Kraus

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Education
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Other Quotes from
Sex
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Sex

Ive tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. – Tallulah Bankhead

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Sex

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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Sex

For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts. – Bertolt Brecht

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Sex

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