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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus

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How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus

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War
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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Flies spread disease — keep yours zipped. – Author Unknown

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The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Sex

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. – Author Unknown

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