Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

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Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. – Karl Kraus

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. – Jay McInerney

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Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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Art is the triumph over chaos. – John Cheever

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Bushs war in Iraq has done untold damage to the United States. It has impaired our military power and undermined the morale of our armed forces. Our troops were trained to project overwhelming power. They were not trained for occupation duties. – George Soros

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I met Bill Clinton in 1977 while I was working as a news reporter for KARK-TV in Little Rock, Arkansas. Shortly after we met, we began a sexual relationship that lasted for twelve years. – Gennifer Flowers

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Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within. – Miguel de Cervantes

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