Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

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Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. – Karl Kraus

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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