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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Other quotes by Karl Kraus

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus

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War
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Karl Kraus
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Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love. – Karl Kraus

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Hate
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Other Quotes from
Sex
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My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. – Edwina Currie, quoted in The Observer, 1987 February 15th

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Sex

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. – Lord Chesterfield

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Sex

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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Sex

Ive tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. – Tallulah Bankhead

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Sex

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Dont make excuses, make good. – Source Unknown

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Excuses

Do not accustom yourself to consider debt only as an inconvenience. You will find it a calamity. – Samuel Johnson

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Trouble, Troubles

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you dont for a long time. – John Leguizamo

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Happiness

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? – Bertrand Russell

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Propaganda