Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Other quotes by Karl Kraus

Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love. – Karl Kraus

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Hate
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Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children dont come into the world. – Karl Kraus

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Education
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. – Louise Sammons

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. – Author Unknown

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Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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It is better to know nothing than to know what aint so. – Josh Billings

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I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker

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You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. – Peter T. Forsyth

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