Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Other quotes by Karl Kraus

Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love. – Karl Kraus

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Hate
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How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus

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War
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My sexual preference is often. – Author Unknown

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. – William H. Masters

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The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isnt sex but something else. – James Agate

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To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. – Bernard Poulin

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Things sweet the taste prove in digestion sour. – William Shakespeare, King Richard the Second, 1595

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Children show scars like medals. Lovers use them as secrets to reveal. A scar is what happens when the word is made flesh. – Leonard Cohen

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