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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Other quotes by Karl Kraus

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus

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War
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Karl Kraus
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Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. – Karl Kraus

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Education
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Other Quotes from
Sex
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The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Sex

My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. – Edwina Currie, quoted in The Observer, 1987 February 15th

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Sex

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. – Marlene Dietrich

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Sex

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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Sex

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Once upon a time we were just plain people. But that was before we began having relationships with mechanical systems. Get involved with a machine and sooner or later you are reduced to a factor. – Ellen Goodman, “The Human Factor,” The Washington Post, January 1987

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Men and women are not born inconstant: they are made so by their early amorous experiences. – Andre Maurois

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Women

If history could teach us anything, it would be that private property is inextricably linked with civilization. – Ludwig von Mises

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Property

Seems to me that this business, for actors anyway, is not so much about whether or not you do good work. Its about whether or not you get the chance to do good work. – Hugh Laurie

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Business