Quote by Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. – Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985

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Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken. – Simone de Beauvoir

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My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. – Spanish Proverb

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Your dear baby has died innocent and blameless, and has been called away by an all wise and merciful Creator, most probably from a life to misery and misfortune, and most certainly to one of happiness and bliss. – George Mason

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