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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

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How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus

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War
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Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust. – Karl Kraus

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Experience
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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus

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Irony
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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. – David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965

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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. – Anon.

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Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen

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Sex

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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