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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturb

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus

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The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species. – Leonardo da Vinci

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. – William H. Masters

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. – John Waters

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Lust seeks stimulation in pain. – Michel de Montaigne, 1500s #s&m

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