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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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Jay London
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Home
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. – Dizzy Dean

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Medical

Theres a lot of interest from the medical community on how things develop in microgravity, and the hope, later, that is expected to apply to what the changes are in humans as well. – Linda M. Godwin

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Medical

In my second year, after moving to the Medical School, I began the courses of Anatomy and Physiology. I had begun to see that I was interested in cells and their functions. – Sydney Brenner

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Medical

Random Quotes

Make it a practice to judge persons and things in the most favorable light at all times and under all circumstances. – Saint Vincent de Paul

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Kindness

Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear. – Craig Ferguson

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Fear

Summer blockbusters are very expensive to make. They have things that have to be expensive, such as 600 effects shots or CG characters that have to go a certain way, or a film design that is different but expensive. – Ang Lee

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design

I literally have meetings at eight oclock in the morning, and I finish at nine oclock at night. It sounds pathetic, but I dont even have time to go shopping. – Stella McCartney

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Morning