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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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funny
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. – Betsy Salkind

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When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. – Arabic proverb

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Against the State, against the Church, against the silence of the medical profession, against the whole machinery of dead institutions of the past, the woman of today arises. – Margaret Sanger

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It has been suggested at various times that I should start an operation in the United Kingdom but – bearing in mind my age and medical history – I think this would be not a very sensible way to go forward. – Martin Fleischmann

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Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy. – Robert Anthony

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It takes two men to make one brother. – Israel Zangwill, The Principle of Nationalities, 1917 [Context note: In this add

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Right now, it hasnt affected my music other than the fact that I dont have time to write any of it. Thats no different from when I first started and I lived at home. I would play the guitar in the afternoon and then my mom or my dad would come home and Id have to quit. – Paul Westerberg

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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