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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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funny
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Medical

The field of Western medicine has seemingly become literally nothing but medicine. Are doctors are on their way out, to be replaced by self-service pharmaceutical vending machines? – Terri Guillemets, “Prescribed,” 2004

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Medical

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. – Alexander of Tralles

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Medical

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm. – Hippocrates

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Medical

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When leaders act contrary to conscience, we must act contrary to leaders. – Veterans Fast for Life

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The most important of my discoveries have been suggested to me by my failures. – Humphry Davy

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Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. – Archimedes

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