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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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When families save, they can get through emergencies like a bad harvest or a medical emergency. But its more than that. They can also plan for the future, gradually saving up for a small business or for their childrens school tuition. – Jeff Raikes

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Medical

To me the ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life and of the soul, intuitively divining any suffering or disorder of whatever kind, and restoring peace by his mere presence. – Henri Amiel

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Medical

Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there could not access my medical records or know what medications I am on. – Nathan Deal

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Medical

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. – Wilfrid G. Oakley

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Medical

Random Quotes

Book tours and research provide a lot of travel – too much, I sometimes think, but we do take vacations. – Bernard Cornwell

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Travel

As I approach my 88th birthday, its become apparent to me that my eyes and ears, among other appurtenances, arent quite what they used to be. The prospect of long flights to wherever in search of whatever are not quite as appealing. – Mike Wallace

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Birthday

You and I are stuck with the necessity of taking the worst of two evils or none at all. So-Im taking the immature Democrat as the best of the two. Nixon is impossible. – Harry S. Truman

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best

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not. – Andre Gide

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Be Yourself