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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Home
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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Other Quotes from
Medical
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In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. – Cicero

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Medical

My mother was told she couldnt go to medical school because she was a woman and a Jew. So she became a teacher in the New York City public school system. – Marilyn Hacker

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Medical

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. – Giorgio Baglivi

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Medical

We still have people in the active duty, and if people are feeling ill, if theyre experiencing various symptoms and theyre still in the active duty, theyre less likely to come forward because that could result in their medical discharge. – Bernard Sanders

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Medical

Random Quotes

Because of Christianity the West has missed many things, and one of them is meditation, the rarest flowering of a human being, because they have made it equivalent to contemplation. Contemplation is thinking. Meditation is no-thinking. – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

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Meditation

Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself? – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Honesty

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. – Isaac Newton, letter to Robert Hooke, 5 February 1675 (“Bernard of Chartres used

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Miscellaneous

Let America realize that self-scrutiny is not treason. Self-examination is not disloyalty. – Richard Cardinal Cushing

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America