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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm. – Hippocrates

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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine…. Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. – William Osler (1849–1919)

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Medical

The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician… – William Cullen (1710–1790), First Lines of the Practice of Physic

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We must make immigration a legal, orderly process to eliminate this issue, not further criminalize it. – Jose Serrano

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I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning. – Benjamin Franklin

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