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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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There are now over 5,000 medical physicists in the U.S more than 50 times the number in 1958. – John Cameron

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Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. – Anton Chekhov

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Abortion is inherently different from other medical procedures because no other procedure involves the purposeful termination of a potential life. – Potter Stewart

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I first wanted to be a psychiatrist. I decided against that in medical school when I discovered that psychiatrists didnt, in reality, do what they did on TV. – Benjamin Carson

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