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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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The great medical facilities are a relief for the parents, too, who dont have to think about caring for their young ones on their own for a weekend. They have a great time. – Jami Gertz

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Medical

Body and soul cannot be separated for purposes of treatment, for they are one and indivisible. Sick minds must be healed as well as sick bodies. – C. Jeff Miller

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Medical

I would like to promote the concept of a partnership of insurance companies, physicians and hospitals in deploying a basic framework for an electronic medical records system that is affordable. – Samuel Wilson

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Medical

Abortion is inherently different from other medical procedures because no other procedure involves the purposeful termination of a potential life. – Potter Stewart

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Medical

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All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward. – Ellen Glasgow

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When I come home, my daughter will run to the door and give me a big hug, and everything thats happened that day just melts away. – Hugh Jackman

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Only the really plain people know about love – the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents. – Katharine Hepburn

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Love

And think of how we challenged the idea of a male dominated Parliament with All-Women shortlists and made the cause of gender equality central to our government. We were right to do so. – Ed Miliband

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Equality