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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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Canadians have been very generous toward Haiti after the earthquake and, thanks to you, our most vulnerable people have received food, drinkable water, shelter, medical care and education. For that, we are extremely grateful. – Laurent Lamothe

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I dont practice, but I am still officially in paediatrics. I keep in touch with journals, and I have a very good data bank of medical information and there is a key thing for a writer knowing where to go. I know where to go to get the information that I need. – Jonathan Kellerman

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Medicines are not meat to live by. – German proverb

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Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. – James Bryce (1838–1922)

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Part of being a champ is acting like a champ. You have to learn how to win and not run away when you lose. Everyone has bad stretches and real successes. Either way, you have to be careful not to lose your confidence or get too confident. – Nancy Kerrigan

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To be afraid is to behave as if the truth were not true. – Bayard Rustin

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I temporarily lost my hope in love, and it was temporary, thank goodness. – Shania Twain

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Im thankful for the incredible advances in medicine that have taken place during my lifetime. I almost certainly wouldnt still be here if it werent for them. – Billy Graham

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