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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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Listening to medical facts was not enough. People wanted one hundred percent guarantees. – Ryan White

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Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm. – Hippocrates

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I mean, everybody should have access to medical care. And, you know, it shouldnt be such a big deal. – Paul Farmer

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The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. – Elbert Hubbard

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