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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. – Author unknown

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We have a lot to gain through furthering stem cell research, but medical breakthroughs should be fundamentally about saving, not destroying, human life. Therefore, I support stem cell research that does not destroy the embryo. – Michael Steele

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The field of Western medicine has seemingly become literally nothing but medicine. Are doctors are on their way out, to be replaced by self-service pharmaceutical vending machines? – Terri Guillemets, “Prescribed,” 2004

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So I applied to medical school and received a scholarship at Washington University in St. Louis. Washington University turned out to be a lucky choice. The faculty was scholarly and dedicated and accessible to students. – Daniel Nathans

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I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor. – Treat Williams

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A life which does not go into action is a failure. – Arnold J. Toynbee

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The angels are so enamored of the language that is spoken in heaven that they will not distort their lips with the hissing and unmusical dialects of men, but speak their own, whether their be any who understand it or not. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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