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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Home
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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Other Quotes from
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When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. – Anton Chekhov, The Cherry Orchard

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Medical

Without true medical liability reform, our doctors will continue to leave, and young doctors coming out of medical school $100,000 to $200,000 in debt will not be able to afford such onerous costs. – Jim Gerlach

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Medical

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. – Jim Carrey, 2009 November 20th tweet

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Medical

Random Quotes

The forceps of our minds are clumsy things and crush the truth a little in the course of taking hold of it. – H.G. Wells

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Thinking

It is well for people who think to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean. For those who do not think, it is best at least to rearrange their prejudices once in a while. – Luther Burbank

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Change

My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor. – Manuel Puig

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Humor

Technology makes the world a new place. – Shoshana Zuboff

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Technology