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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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Other Quotes from
Medical
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I have many times thought I did the wrong thing, but the reason was not to be a medical doctor – it was just to have the information. But then, maybe I was wrong, I dont know. – Lennart Nilsson

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Medical

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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Medical

Abortion is inherently different from other medical procedures because no other procedure involves the purposeful termination of a potential life. – Potter Stewart

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Medical

There are now over 5,000 medical physicists in the U.S more than 50 times the number in 1958. – John Cameron

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Medical

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A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. – David Brinkley

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They gave it to us for about five bucks a week, and we just went there to live. Probably the first band that ever did that back then and it became the famous cottage. – Jim Capaldi

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If you are happy, go skipping. If you are sad, go skipping! – Terri Guillemets

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A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. – Allen Klein

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