Quote by Jay London
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience. – Alice James

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Medical

My diminished girth, in tailor phraseology, was hardly conceivable even by my own friends, or my respected medical adviser, until I put on my former clothing, over what I now wear, which is a thoroughly convincing proof of the remarkable change. – William Banting

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Medical

Modern medical advances have helped millions of people live longer, healthier lives. We owe these improvements to decades of investment in medical research. – Ike Skelton

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Medical

The fact that he didnt get credit for a while is more the story of social injustice. But his own spirit wasnt driven by that, and wasnt dependent upon that. He just wished he had the cash to go to medical school. – Mary Stuart Masterson

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Medical

Random Quotes

The soul that is within me no man can degrade. – Frederick Douglass

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Self Respect

The energy of the crowd is insane. Twenty thousand people. Its the biggest jolt of adrenaline. Its very hard to explain. You know the old story about the woman lifting the car off her kid? Its in that realm. You can actually hurt yourself and not know it. – Tom Petty

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car

The intellectual force of the West is still dominant, but other cultures are getting stronger. I expect that we will develop a new way of thinking in architecture and urban planning, and that less will be based on our models. – Rem Koolhaas

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architecture

Thoughts of themselves have no substance; let them arise and pass away unheeded. Thoughts will not take form of themselves, unless they are grasped by the attention; if they are ignored, there will be no appearing and no disappearing. – Ashvaghosha

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Thought