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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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Only medical hypnosis is capable of opening up amnesia. – Betty Hill

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Medical

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue. It is a patient issue. – John Ensign

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Medical

Listening to medical facts was not enough. People wanted one hundred percent guarantees. – Ryan White

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Medical

The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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Medical

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You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown

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Truth of a modest sort I can promise you, and also sincerity. That complete, praiseworthy sincerity which, while it delivers one into the hands of ones enemies, is as likely as not to embroil one with ones friends. – Joseph Conrad

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Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the misers passion, not the thief s. – William Blake

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Democracy arose from mens thinking that if they are equal in any respect, they are equal absolutely. – Aristotle

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