Quote by Jay London
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

Other quotes by Jay London

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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funny
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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Remember, Im a doctors daughter. So obviously Im interested in all medical things. – Nancy Reagan

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Medical

Medical science has proven time and again that when the resources are provided, great progress in the treatment, cure, and prevention of disease can occur. – Michael J. Fox

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Medical

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! – Israel Zangwill, Dreamers of the Ghetto, “From a Mattress Grave,” 1897, spoken b

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Medical

Many of us are alarmed at the skyrocketing cost of medical care, including patients, who are the consumers. However, medical malpractice is not the reason for these increasing costs. – Joe Baca

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Medical

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A good conscience is a continual Christmas. – Benjamin Franklin

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good

I fear dying in the middle of a book. It would be so annoying to write 80,000 words and not get to the end. Im phobic about it. So when Im writing a book I leave messages all over the house for people to know how the story ends, and then someone can finish it for me. – Anthony Horowitz

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Fear

The country that is more developed industrially only shows, to the less developed, the image of its own future. – Karl Marx

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Future

You are your own judge. The verdict is up to you. – Astrid Alauda

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Self