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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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Remember, Im a doctors daughter. So obviously Im interested in all medical things. – Nancy Reagan

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In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. – Cicero

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The Navys paid for you to go through school, and then they need doctors to go out and take care of people who are in various different parts of the world. I decided to pay back my time first as an undersea medical officer. I was stationed in Scotland. – Laurel Clark

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A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. – Author unknown

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Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal…. But don’t approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. – K. Pattabhi Jois

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It is not possible to live in this age if you dont have a sense of many contradictory forces. – Rem Koolhaas

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