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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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The growth of technology is such that it is not possible today for a nuclear physicist to switch into medical physics without training. The field is now much more technical. More training is needed to do the job. – John Cameron

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People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures. – Martha Beck

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