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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there could not access my medical records or know what medications I am on. – Nathan Deal

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Medical

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. Youd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. – Isaac Asimov

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Medical

Many of us are alarmed at the skyrocketing cost of medical care, including patients, who are the consumers. However, medical malpractice is not the reason for these increasing costs. – Joe Baca

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Medical

And as a nurse, I know very well the importance, for example, of electronic medical records. – Lois Capps

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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb. – Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Benjamin Franklin (Thanks, Art)

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To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off. – Robert Moog

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There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good. – Edwin Denby

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What matters is not the idea a man holds, but the depth at which he holds it. – Ezra Pound

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