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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money in attempting to make more, so do hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander. – Charles Caleb Colton (1780–1832), Lacon: or, Many Things in Few Words; Add

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Medical

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. – Seneca

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Medical

Modern medical advances have helped millions of people live longer, healthier lives. We owe these improvements to decades of investment in medical research. – Ike Skelton

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Medical

I would like the Medical Society to be one of the resources for information about the influences that have an impact on our patients and our practices. – Samuel Wilson

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Medical

Random Quotes

We hate delays by others, but sometimes it makes us wise. – Proverb

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I can deal with people who watch me on stage but I am not good in communicating with people any other way than through my work. – Henry Rollins

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work

I was walking around legally blind. Now I have 20-20 vision. I cant believe I spent so many years blurry, but I think that coincides with how I was feeling. Now I notice if people are watching me, but I also smile right back if someone waves, which helps. – Nicole Kidman

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If you have no faith, youve lost your battle. – Bill Cosby

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Faith