Quote by Jay London
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

Other quotes by Jay London

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Home
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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The fact that he didnt get credit for a while is more the story of social injustice. But his own spirit wasnt driven by that, and wasnt dependent upon that. He just wished he had the cash to go to medical school. – Mary Stuart Masterson

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Medical

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. – Norman Cousins

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Medical

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

Id like to think Helen very much understood what it was to be disadvantaged in the medical field. And that that was something that she never let dictate her choices. – Mary Stuart Masterson

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Medical

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Nothing in life means anything unless someone cares, and the whole trick is to keep being that someone. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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