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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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To date, embryonic stem cell research has not produced a single medical treatment, where ethical, adult stem cell research has produced some 67 medical miracles. – Mike Pence

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Although awareness of cancers prevalence in the United States improves and medical advances in the field abound, pancreatic cancer has largely been absent from the list of major success stories. – Chris Van Hollen

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Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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In my own life, I decided to leave meat off my plate in medical school, but was a bit slow to realise that dairy products and eggs are not health foods either. – Neal Barnard

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I hated every minute of training, but I said, Dont quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. – Muhammad Ali

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I had spent many years pursuing excellence, because that is what classical music is all about… Now it was dedicated to freedom, and that was far more important. – Nina Simone

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Times and conditions change so rapidly that we must keep our aim constantly focused on the future. – Walt Disney

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The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it. – George Santayana

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