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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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The rich mans dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich mans wealth is built. – Samora Machel

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It has been suggested at various times that I should start an operation in the United Kingdom but – bearing in mind my age and medical history – I think this would be not a very sensible way to go forward. – Martin Fleischmann

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When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. – Anton Chekhov, The Cherry Orchard

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Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. – Peter Mere Latham (1789–1875)

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A vigorous temper is not altogether an evil. Men who are easy as an old shoe are generally of little worth. – Charles Spurgeon

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I dont mind saying, you know, that I dont take a salary from the church, and God has blessed me with more money than I could imagine from my books. – Joel Osteen

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Anyone who has struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor. – James Baldwin

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Poverty

By the time I was 30, nobody would work with me. I was friendless, I was hopeless, I was suicidal, lost my family – I mean, it was bad. Bottomed out, didnt know what I was going to do. I actually thought I was going to be a chef – go to work in a kitchen someplace. – Glenn Beck

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