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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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No doctor is better than three. – German Proverb

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The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

Ensuring Americans have access to adequate medical care should be a priority for all of us. – Dave Reichert

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Medical

But I contend that if were providing total medical coverage for every man, woman, and child in Iraq, shouldnt we at least be doing the same thing for every man, woman, and child in the United States? – Tony Campolo

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The hair is the richest ornament of women. – Martin Luther

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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch. – Tim Berners-Lee

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My mother, at least twice, cancelled our familys subscription to the newspaper I was working on, because she was so mad about its treatment of my father. – Charles Kuralt

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Bank failures are caused by depositors who dont deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement. – Dan Quayle

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