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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperative that we embrace available technologies and drastically improve the way medical records are handled and processed. – Jon Porter

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Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors annual medical expenses. – Jim Gerlach

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Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

There have been some medical schools in which somewhere along the assembly line, a faculty member has informed the students, not so much by what he said but by what he did, that there is an intimate relation between curing and caring. – Ashley Montagu

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My last trip to New Orleans was for the fifth anniversary of Katrina, and I had the awesome opportunity to bring my family down. We all worked on a house together and met some of the families. – AnnaLynne McCord

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