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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I s

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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Other Quotes from
Medical
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Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people. – Alex Chiu

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Medical

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him Doctor. – Abe Lemons

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Medical

But I spent just two calendar years at Cornell University, though it was covering more than three years of work, and then went to medical school and did become interested in psychiatry, and even helped form a kind of psychiatry club in medical school. – Robert Jay Lifton

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Medical

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We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith. – Alice Cooper

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We have a vision of South Africa in which black and white shall live and work together as equals in conditions of peace and prosperity. – Oliver Tambo

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Peace

With Twilight, you have these massive tomes that you have to condense. With Penoza, we had an eight episode Dutch series that, just for the pilot alone, I condensed three episodes. So, theres a lot of filling in and a ton of invention that has to happen to fill out eight episodes. – Melissa Rosenberg

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When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

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