On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen