If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen Category: funny
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. – Jerry Stiller Category: funny
Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone Category: funny
He invades authors like a monarch; and what would be theft in other poets is only victory in him. – John Dryden Category: Plagiarism
Hope is a feeling that life and work have meaning. You either have it or you dont, regardless of the state of the world that surrounds you. – Vaclav Havel Category: Hope
I see the entire world as Eden, and every time you take an inch of it away, you must do so with respect. – Joni Mitchell Category: respect
My movies are important on an economic basis, on an artistic basis. – Harvey Weinstein Category: movies
