Quote by Woody Allen
I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change o

I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen

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Its an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems dont try to make it posthumous. – Gloria Steinem

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Suicide is mans way of telling God, You cant fire me – I quit. – Bill Maher

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If Shaw and Einstein couldnt beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. – Mel Brooks

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