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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change o

I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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Im one of the slowest drivers on the road. I mosey along. If youre doing anything too fast, including living life too fast, that creates sudden death. If I have to be somewhere on time, I make sure I leave early enough. – Anthony Hopkins

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Love, we say, is life but love without hope and faith is agonizing death. – Elbert Hubbard

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Do the thing we fear, and death of fear is certain. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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There is no harm in patience, and no profit in lamentation. Death is easier to bear (than) that which precedes it, and more severe than that which comes after it. Remember the death of the Apostle of God, and your sorrow will be lessened. – Abu Bakr

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