Quote by Woody Allen
I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change o

I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Expectation
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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Peace
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Other Quotes from
Death
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As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Death

Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense of humor, is very much to my taste. – Carter Burwell

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Death

Of all the gods only death does not desire gifts. – Aeschylus

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Death

Death is softer by far than tyranny. – Aeschylus

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Death

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Anger is one of the sinews of the soul. – Thomas Fuller

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I came into music because I thought the presentation of poetry wasnt vibrant enough. So I merged improvised poetry with basic rock chords. – Patti Smith

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Just remaining quietly in the presence of God, listening to Him, being attentive to Him, requires a lot of courage and know-how. – Thomas Merton

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I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can. – Lucille Ball

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