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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change o

I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in life after death. But I do believe in some grinding destiny that watches over us on earth. If I didnt, the safety valve would give and the boiler would explode. – Hedy Lamarr

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Ive told my children that when I die, to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me, death is a graduation. – Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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As a kid, all I thought about was death. But you cant tell your parents that. – Maurice Sendak

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Im death obsessed. You know, I have death all over my house. I have a stuffed two headed sheep! – Kirk Hammett

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Its long been accepted as fact that the availability of family planning services saves lives. Where women have access to these services, children and families are healthier, and society at large benefits. – Martha Plimpton

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We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else’s. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. – Author Unknown

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Laughter is the best medicine – unless youre diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. – Jasper Carrott

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