I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen