Quote by Woody Allen
I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change o

I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Death
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Expectation
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Other Quotes from
Death
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I was ready to quit music. It felt to me like music equalled death. – Dave Grohl

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Death

Prohibit the taking of omens, and do away with superstitious doubts. Then, until death itself comes, no calamity need be feared. – Sun Tzu

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Death

Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and another hand reaches out to take up our arms. – Che Guevara

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Death

My father was a man of love. He always loved me to death. He worked hard in the fields, but my father never hit me. Never. I dont ever remember a really cross, unkind word from my father. – Johnny Cash

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Death

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As an actress, emotions are my business, my stock-in-trade. As such, Ive dealt with them nearly all my life. – Loretta Young

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Indians today are governed by two different ideologies. Their political ideal set in the preamble of the Constitution affirms a life of liberty, equality and fraternity. Their social ideal embodied in their religion denies them. – B. R. Ambedkar

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Alas! there is no instinct like the heart… – Lord Byron

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I had a big troupe, a big army and it was a lot of fun. And, after 10 years of that, I just decided that I wanted to travel and do special dates. I go to Las Vegas these days. – Bobby Vinton

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