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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. - Woody

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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Italy will always have the best food. – Diane von Furstenberg

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