Quote by Woody Allen
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. - Woody

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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You dont want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits of various chemicals that are not too good for us. The last thing you really want to see licking at your food while its on a grill is an actual flame. – Alton Brown

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Facts are to the mind what food is to the body. – Edmund Burke

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The problem is when that fun stuff becomes the habit. And I think thats whats happened in our culture. Fast food has become the everyday meal. – Michelle Obama

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So, whats it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I dont recommend it. – Bill Watterson

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