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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. - Woody

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Love :: Relationships
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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Food
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Woody Allen
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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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Dreams
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Other Quotes from
Food
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Food

My weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order. – Dolly Parton

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Food

Believe me, I understand the need for easy and speedy. After a 12-hour day of shooting Chopped, say, Im talking stir-fry, spaghetti, heck, peanut-butter sandwiches. But thats not about the joy of food. Thats survival. – Ted Allen

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Food

Food is no longer sacred to us: in becoming too efficient weve changed its nature. – Mehmet Oz

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Food

Random Quotes

Money is to my social existence what health is to my body. – Mason Cooley

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finance

When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain

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Compliments

Country was about character. Countrys changed because of monsters like Clear Channel who bought up all the stations and sliced them up into formats. Our demographic is now the soccer mom. – Gary Allan

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mom

A question asked in a Surrey school exam went: “Why do cocks crow early every morning?” A twelve-year-old replied: “My dad says they have to make the most of it while the hens are asleep.” – Quoted in the Peterborough Daily Telegraph, 1983

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Marriage