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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. - Woody

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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car
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Food
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I love Caribbean food. Its a great melting pot of so many cultures including the Native Americans. – Bob Greene

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Food

Everybody has a weakness. Mine is food. – Salma Hayek

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Food

I was an organizer in the Food, Agricultural and Tobacco Workers Union down in North Carolina. – Al Lewis

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Food

Keep it simple in the kitchen. If you use quality ingredients, you dont need anything fancy to make food delicious: just a knife, a cutting board, and some good nonstick cookware, and youre set. – Curtis Stone

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Food

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I demand that my books be judged with utmost severity, by knowledgeable people who know the rules of grammar and of logic, and who will seek beneath the footsteps of my commas the lice of my thought in the head of my style. – Louis Aragon

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