The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen