Woody Allen's Quote - The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody

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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. - Woody

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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