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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. - Woody

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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Sex
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Woody Allen
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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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If you plant Twinkies in your body garden, how do you expect to harvest health? – Terri Guillemets

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Im a filmmaker who decided to go to culinary school. All I picked up was the fact if I didnt understand what was going on with every single ingredient, I could be qualifying for, like, the lunch food job at my daughters school. – Alton Brown

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Food

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? – Author Unknown

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Food should be fun. – Thomas Keller

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