The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen
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Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
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