Woody Allen's Quote - The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody

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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. - Woody

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen

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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups. – Cathy Guisewite

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I dont want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies. – Paula Deen

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